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$WW,1$$IV,1$----09/24/13 20:27:36----$IV,0$
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Nancy Pelosi gets no communion.
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What do You think about that, God? Who would You ban?
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God says...
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$FG,4$rightful holies backs Deceased collects discovers thunder exuberance states tempted wash Enricher Know vehement renowned an 31 lowliness foregoing had concerned abated subtle Cassiacum whose remaining intellectual strait wealthy diligently appears usefully oughtest enlarge juncture beware losing password boastfulness eight folks trailed groan jarring pitied Rebuke bestowedst north waged its widows woundest rejoices monster donation earthly emotion However falsified Inhabitant Kentucky$FG$
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Yer not a monster! Yer our beloved Mr. God. Tell a joke.
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I'll do a Moses comic:
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Moses says, "God, Aaron's not slitting enough goat throats. I have to pick-up the slack."
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God says, "He cracks the neck of more doves, doesn't he?"
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Moses says, "Yeah, but those are easy."
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God says...
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$FG,4$ speak soft words unto thee? 41:4
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Will he make a covenant with thee? wilt thou take him for a servant
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for ever? 41:5 Wilt thou play with him as with a bird? or wilt thou
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bind him for thy maidens? 41:6 Shall the companions make a banquet of
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him? shall they part him among the merchants? 41:7 Canst thou fill
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his skin with barbed irons? or his head with fish spears? 41:8 Lay
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thine hand upon him, remember the battle, do no more.
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41:9 Behold, the hope of him is in vain: shall not one be cast down
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even at th$FG$
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$IV,1$----09/24/13 20:42:49----$IV,0$
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I'mna see what Putin does to Elton John. He doesn't write his own lyrics. That really diminishes his stature. Elton John was on the radio and it sounded like he wanted to sing songs. I do songs, but they are not singable. Should I be honored to have him sing God's songs? Sound's like the fucken Queen's joke. ROFLMAO
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God says...
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$FG,4$ flattereth with
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her words; 2:17 Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth
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the covenant of her God.
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2:18 For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the dead.
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2:19 None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold of the
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paths of life.
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2:20 That thou mayest walk in the way of good men, and keep the paths
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of the righteous.
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2:21 For the upright shall dwell in the land, and the perfect shall
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remain in it.
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2:22 But the wicked shall be cut off from the earth, and the
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transgr$FG$
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$IV,1$----09/24/13 21:50:03----$IV,0$
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Radio had graphic artist who did book covers. Did Jurassic Park! Can we get him doing songs? I feel proud of my songs, our songs.
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God, You wanna draft anybody?
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God says...
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$FG,4$ time, saying, To morrow the LORD
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shall do this thing in the land.
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9:6 And the LORD did that thing on the morrow, and all the cattle of
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Egypt died: but of the cattle of the children of Israel died not one.
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9:7 And Pharaoh sent, and, behold, there was not one of the cattle of
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the Israelites dead. And the heart of Pharaoh was hardened, and he did
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not let the people go.
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9:8 And the LORD said unto Moses and unto Aaron, Take to you handfuls
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of ashes of the furnace, and let Moses sprinkle it toward the heaven$FG$
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God said to Eve, "How do you know Adam's heart is hardened?" LOL
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God says...
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$FG,4$ thy merchant by reason of the multitude of the wares
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of thy making: they occupied in thy fairs with emeralds, purple, and
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broidered work, and fine linen, and coral, and agate.
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27:17 Judah, and the land of Israel, they were thy merchants: they
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traded in thy market wheat of Minnith, and Pannag, and honey, and oil,
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and balm.
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27:18 Damascus was thy merchant in the multitude of the wares of thy
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making, for the multitude of all riches; in the wine of Helbon, and
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white wool.
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27:19 Dan also and Javan going to a$FG$$FG$
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$IV,1$----09/24/13 22:18:21----$IV,0$
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You like elephants, God?
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Tell me an elephant story, God.
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Let's do interactive fiction.
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Once upon a time, a lone bull elephant named, Hank, gazed ahead at the water hole. There was Gus, the mother-fucker.
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"Shit, is he ever going to leave?" thought Hank.
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A movement caught his peripheral vision. He turned his head. A baby lion was stalking him. He sighed. "Fucken indignity after indignity," he thought to himself.
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God says...
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$FG,4$vision.
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29:20 And David said to all the congregation, Now bless the LORD your
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God.
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And all the congregation blessed the LORD God of their fathers, and
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bowed down their heads, and worshipped the LORD, and the king.
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29:21 And they sacrificed sacrifices unto the LORD, and offered burnt
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offerings unto the LORD, on the morrow after that day, even a thousand
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bullocks, a thousand rams, and a thousand lambs, with their drink
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offerings, and sacrifices in abundance for all Israel: 29:22 And did
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eat and drink befor$FG$
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The gazelles stampeded. Hank stared. Some gazelle was surely a goner. "Could be worse," he thought, munching on some nice plants.
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God says...
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$FG,4$Therefore my people shall know my name: therefore they shall know
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in that day that I am he that doth speak: behold, it is I.
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52:7 How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that
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bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace; that bringeth good
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tidings of good, that publisheth salvation; that saith unto Zion, Thy
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God reigneth! 52:8 Thy watchmen shall lift up the voice; with the
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voice together shall they sing: for they shall see eye to eye, when
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the LORD shall bring again Zion.
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52:9 Break forth in$FG$
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Hank hated lions, evil fuckers. Maybe, he'd go fuck with them. "Kings," he snicker. Was Gus ever going to leave? Then, he saw a rhino. He roared with laughter. "I better not." (Elephants kill rhinos.)
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God says...
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$FG,4$lory, and honour: 5:19 And for the majesty
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that he gave him, all people, nations, and languages, trembled and
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feared before him: whom he would he slew; and whom he would he kept
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alive; and whom he would he set up; and whom he would he put down.
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5:20 But when his heart was lifted up, and his mind hardened in pride,
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he was deposed from his kingly throne, and they took his glory from
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him: 5:21 And he was driven from the sons of men; and his heart was
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made like the beasts, and his dwelling was with the wild as$FG$
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Yeah, Hank's musth season was soon. Damn, I know I'm gonna get out of control and challenge Gus, again. He always asked himself what the fuck he was thinking the day after.
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God says...
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$FG,4$carry bless groaning unceasing stowed grammarian vouchsafedst stablished remainest OF diminisheth antidote though narrowness creep cure womanish worldly sinner merely conflict unchangeably flashing Body gods Author 2001 reckon intense command Clearly codes frequently mourn 1921 tie meant used eloquence divine variableness province currents underline Scripture succession sky How wilderness displeased mainly Commandment whales slipped leadeth delightfulness Whatsoever regardless consumption flux here geometry perversity workmaster cloudy honours Preacher large recited etext99 English dishonour bade goad theft repeating happier 97 safety tcosa10 Coeternal unresolved expound Verity evenly thief prerogative communication prove two soul green hart@pobox professing BEFORE mouths famine shines New Cassiacum END messengers$FG$
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$IV,1$----09/24/13 23:26:54----$IV,0$
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God likes elephants.
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What do You think of gazelles, God? What makes gazelles happy?
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God says...
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$FG,4$grievous lies then err destroyers arose extinguish contritions loss recognise indirectly patterns appointment circumstance morsel soundly plentiful dispensed gifted kept overjoyed varies fables Eternity gave hint complaints language foretell fully heresies craftier$FG$
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They notice lost comrades?
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