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$WW,1$$IV,1$----11/04/13 12:44:49----$IV,0$
$TX,"Giant Ancient Mushrooms",HTML="http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/smartnews/2013/07/long-before-trees-overtook-the-land-earth-was-covered-by-giant-mushrooms"$
Wow, God -- vertibrates also had to evolve.
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God says...
$FG,4$17:14 And behold at eveningtide trouble; and before the morning he is
not.
This is the portion of them that spoil us, and the lot of them that
rob us.
18:1 Woe to the land shadowing with wings, which is beyond the rivers
of Ethiopia: 18:2 That sendeth ambassadors by the sea, even in vessels
of bulrushes upon the waters, saying, Go, ye swift messengers, to a
nation scattered and peeled, to a people terrible from their beginning
hitherto; a nation meted out and trodden down, whose land the rivers
have spoiled! 18:3 All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on
the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and
when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye.
18:4 For so the LORD said unto me, I will take my rest, and I will
consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs, and like a
cloud of dew in the heat of harvest.$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 14:21:16----$IV,0$
What do You think of Y Combinator, God?
What I would do is ask them for a business partner, give all the money to him, so my Social Security Disability isn't confused and start doing advertising... and buy artwork.
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God says...
$FG,4$hateth gifts shall live.
15:28 The heart of the righteous studieth to answer: but the mouth of
the wicked poureth out evil things.
15:29 The LORD is far from the wicked: but he heareth the prayer of
the righteous.
15:30 The light of the eyes rejoiceth the heart: and a good report
maketh the bones fat.
15:31 The ear that heareth the reproof of life abideth among the wise.
15:32 He that refuseth instruction despiseth his own soul: but he that
heareth reproof getteth understanding.
15:33 The fear of the LORD is the instruction of wisdom; and before
honour is humility.
16:1 The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the$FG$
The sports yellow-line company could project red-dots like gun sites from people's eyes, LOL.
$IV,1$----11/04/13 14:30:45----$IV,0$
The radio said the ancient Chinese moved something big on ice. You said Easter Island was done with ice. What's the neatest thing done more than 500 years ago? What excited You?
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God says...
$FG,4$behold, I am gathering two sticks, that I may go in and dress it for
me and my son, that we may eat it, and die.
17:13 And Elijah said unto her, Fear not; go and do as thou hast said:
but make me thereof a little cake first, and bring it unto me, and
after make for thee and for thy son.
17:14 For thus saith the LORD God of Israel, The barrel of meal shall
not waste, neither shall the cruse of oil fail, until the day that the
LORD sendeth rain upon the earth.
17:15 And she went and did according to the saying of Elijah: and she,
and he, and her house, did eat many days.
17:16 And the barrel of meal wasted not, neither did the cruse of oil
fail, according to the word of the LORD, which he spake by Elijah.
17:17 And it came to pass after these things, that the son of the
woman, the mistress of the house, fell sick; and his sickness was so
sore, that there was no breath left in him.$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 14:49:07----$IV,0$
How many digits of pi do You know, God?
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God says...
$FG,4$unto them, I presented my supplication before the king, that he would
not cause me to return to Jonathan's house, to die there.
38:27 Then came all the princes unto Jeremiah, and asked him: and he
told them according to all these words that the king had commanded. So
they left off speaking with him; for the matter was not perceived.
38:28 So Jeremiah abode in the court of the prison until the day that
Jerusalem was taken: and he was there when Jerusalem was taken.
39:1 In the ninth year of Zedekiah king of Judah, in the tenth month,
came Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon and all his army against
Jerusalem, and they besieged it.
39:2 And in the eleventh year of Zedekiah, in the fourth month, the
ninth day of the month, the city was broken up.
39:3 And all the princes of the king of Babylon came in, and sat in
the middle gate, even Nergalsharezer, Samgarnebo, Sarsechim, Rabsaris,
Nergalsharezer, Rabmag, with all the residue of the princes of the$FG$
"Residue"
What's my bird thinking?
God says...
$FG,4$muddy dispersion through fairest How confuted Orestes too eloquently Epicurus instability intended Prepared$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 16:22:41----$IV,0$
I saw Obama talk.
What do You think about roads, God?
One time, on Africa, You quoted Wealth of Nations where it said, "Gold mines help far away colonial people, but rock quarries help the local economy."
Got any roads that need to be built?
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God says...
$FG,4$shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall
there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
21:5 And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things
new.
And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful.
21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the
beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the
fountain of the water of life freely.
21:7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his
God, and he shall be my son.
21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and
murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all
liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and
brimstone: which is the second death.$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 16:32:39----$IV,0$
Child care fees are high. What do kids need, God?
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God says...
$FG,4$LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon
the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
20:13 Thou shalt not kill.
20:14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.
20:15 Thou shalt not steal.
20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet
thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his
ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
20:18 And all the people saw the thunderings, and the lightnings, and
the noise of the trumpet, and the mountain smoking: and when the
people saw it, they removed, and stood afar off.$FG$
Thou shall not litter, right Gods?
God says...
$FG,4$smell pure passion unconscious interruption tasted star King ordained another arrogant nourishment affairs larger daily concernment slaves embryo Hippocrates forgetful strongholds sublimities bade ascension glorified languishing danger rudely senator absence demandest opened stirring cogitation tone unsound assume sated everlastingly WHAT observeth expounded jarring 1739 quickenest gleameth re eagerly soberly Awake VI trust saving quickened draws violets therein hovered rouse supereminence discovereth remitted None flagon Philippians$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 17:00:31----$IV,0$
What do You think of health care, God? "Meh?" You like doctors?
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God says...
$FG,4$1:32 And John bare record, saying, I saw the Spirit descending from
heaven like a dove, and it abode upon him.
1:33 And I knew him not: but he that sent me to baptize with water,
the same said unto me, Upon whom thou shalt see the Spirit descending,
and remaining on him, the same is he which baptizeth with the Holy
Ghost.
1:34 And I saw, and bare record that this is the Son of God.
1:35 Again the next day after John stood, and two of his disciples;
1:36 And looking upon Jesus as he walked, he saith, Behold the Lamb of
God! 1:37 And the two disciples heard him speak, and they followed
Jesus.
1:38 Then Jesus turned, and saw them following, and saith unto them,
What seek ye? They said unto him, Rabbi, (which is to say, being
interpreted, Master,) where dwellest thou? 1:39 He saith unto them,
Come and see. They came and saw where he dwelt, and abode with him
that day: for it was about the tenth hour.$FG$
"bare record"
What do You think of malaria and Gates?
meh.
How about... giraffes?
I like giraffes. I like $TX,"porcupine",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so"$.
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God says...
$FG,4$5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good
works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I
am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or
one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments,
and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of
heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be
called great in the kingdom of heaven.
5:20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed
the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case
enter into the kingdom of heaven.
5:21 Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt$FG$
The covenant is that you do an offering before consulting God. I'm a bad Pharisee.
I will draw a giraffe.
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What an awful giraffe.
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God says...
$FG,4$Asher according to their families.
19:25 And their border was Helkath, and Hali, and Beten, and Achshaph,
19:26 And Alammelech, and Amad, and Misheal; and reacheth to Carmel
westward, and to Shihorlibnath; 19:27 And turneth toward the sunrising
to Bethdagon, and reacheth to Zebulun, and to the valley of Jiphthahel
toward the north side of Bethemek, and Neiel, and goeth out to Cabul
on the left hand, 19:28 And Hebron, and Rehob, and Hammon, and Kanah,
even unto great Zidon; 19:29 And then the coast turneth to Ramah, and
to the strong city Tyre; and the coast turneth to Hosah; and the
outgoings thereof are at the sea from the coast to Achzib: 19:30 Ummah
also, and Aphek, and Rehob: twenty and two cities with their villages.
19:31 This is the inheritance of the tribe of the children of Asher
according to their families, these cities with their villages.
19:32 The sixth lot came out to the children of Naphtali, even for the
children of Naphtali according to their families.
19:33 And their coast was from Heleph, from Allon to Zaanannim, and$FG$
Hell cat.
Help.
Lions that eat giraffes are hell cats.. Giraffes fight lions.
God says...
$FG,4$paid motive intermitted staggered absolute attentive bier happen bend beggary himself entwine censured seduce$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 17:30:07----$IV,0$
What do You think of armidillos, God? Are they like stegasaurus'?
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God says...
$FG,4$5:7 For the vineyard of the LORD of hosts is the house of Israel, and
the men of Judah his pleasant plant: and he looked for judgment, but
behold oppression; for righteousness, but behold a cry.
5:8 Woe unto them that join house to house, that lay field to field,
till there be no place, that they may be placed alone in the midst of
the earth! 5:9 In mine ears said the LORD of hosts, Of a truth many
houses shall be desolate, even great and fair, without inhabitant.
5:10 Yea, ten acres of vineyard shall yield one bath, and the seed of
an homer shall yield an ephah.
5:11 Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may
follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame
them! 5:12 And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and
wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD,
neither consider the operation of his hands.
5:13 Therefore my people are gone into captivity, because they have no$FG$
$TX,"Armidillo",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIUC5eGMsFY"$
I regard Your works, God!!
God says...
$FG,4$Circus supereminence delivers like composed holds angered safe dispensers harmonious sunk peril witnesses necessarily uncultivated execute unlooked beheld shadow sensitive invests happier transitory directing beatings changes endures plainly magnify$FG$
$TX,"Armidillo House to House War Movie",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT1t6Ra3dpc"$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 19:29:11----$IV,0$
What makes rhinos happy, God?
God says...
$FG,4$crown murmured mutability deceived embryo certain worshipping Chatto castest scholar relation expansive predicated fruitlessly in adored deliberates Though hot long immortal severing mighty Episcopal shatter verse Art slumber whithersoever violets Times hereafter predestinated your favourites Perchance widows Head preparing breathing respect 99 exiled blasphemies seduce Ye hurriedly perpetual angels expressions form conceal bloody commanded strangers faulty bloom upwards Contain reigning sighing facts Ministry drowsiness endure ordained$FG$
Yeah, elephants. Boo, rhinos.
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God says...
$FG,4$12:23 Speak unto Rehoboam, the son of Solomon, king of Judah, and unto
all the house of Judah and Benjamin, and to the remnant of the people,
saying, 12:24 Thus saith the LORD, Ye shall not go up, nor fight
against your brethren the children of Israel: return every man to his
house; for this thing is from me. They hearkened therefore to the word
of the LORD, and returned to depart, according to the word of the
LORD.
12:25 Then Jeroboam built Shechem in mount Ephraim, and dwelt therein;
and went out from thence, and built Penuel.
12:26 And Jeroboam said in his heart, Now shall the kingdom return to
the house of David: 12:27 If this people go up to do sacrifice in the
house of the LORD at Jerusalem, then shall the heart of this people
turn again unto their lord, even unto Rehoboam king of Judah, and they
shall kill me, and go again to Rehoboam king of Judah.
12:28 Whereupon the king took counsel, and made two calves of gold,
and said unto them, It is too much for you to go up to Jerusalem:
behold thy gods, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of$FG$
$TX,"Elephants kill Rhinos",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsrg8SaLpYc"$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 19:57:20----$IV,0$
Obama's not going to Ghettysberg.
If I were my young self, I might do a war game.
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God says...
$FG,4$Meronothite: 27:31 And over the flocks was Jaziz the Hagerite. All
these were the rulers of the substance which was king David's.
27:32 Also Jonathan David's uncle was a counsellor, a wise man, and a
scribe: and Jehiel the son of Hachmoni was with the king's sons: 27:33
And Ahithophel was the king's counsellor: and Hushai the Archite was
the king's companion: 27:34 And after Ahithophel was Jehoiada the son
of Benaiah, and Abiathar: and the general of the king's army was Joab.
28:1 And David assembled all the princes of Israel, the princes of the
tribes, and the captains of the companies that ministered to the king
by course, and the captains over the thousands, and captains over the
hundreds, and the stewards over all the substance and possession of
the king, and of his sons, with the officers, and with the mighty men,
and with all the valiant men, unto Jerusalem.
28:2 Then David the king stood up upon his feet, and said, Hear me, my
brethren, and my people: As for me, I had in mine heart to build an
house of rest for the ark of the covenant of the LORD, and for the
footstool of our God, and had made ready for the building: 28:3 But$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 20:15:46----$IV,0$
Woopii cushon was invented by 14-year-old Roman Emporer. What do You know about Him?
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God says...
$FG,4$new.
And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful.
21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the
beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the
fountain of the water of life freely.
21:7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his
God, and he shall be my son.
21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and
murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all
liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and
brimstone: which is the second death.
21:9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the
seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me,
saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's wife.$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 20:29:23----$IV,0$
The Desolation of Smaug??
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God says...
$FG,4$10:4 Then said Saul to his armourbearer, Draw thy sword, and thrust me
through therewith; lest these uncircumcised come and abuse me. But his
armourbearer would not; for he was sore afraid. So Saul took a sword,
and fell upon it.
10:5 And when his armourbearer saw that Saul was dead, he fell
likewise on the sword, and died.
10:6 So Saul died, and his three sons, and all his house died
together.
10:7 And when all the men of Israel that were in the valley saw that
they fled, and that Saul and his sons were dead, then they forsook
their cities, and fled: and the Philistines came and dwelt in them.
10:8 And it came to pass on the morrow, when the Philistines came to
strip the slain, that they found Saul and his sons fallen in mount
Gilboa.
10:9 And when they had stripped him, they took his head, and his$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 20:38:30----$IV,0$
What do You think of Fight Club? I didn't see it.
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God says...
$FG,4$34:2 And be ready in the morning, and come up in the morning unto
mount Sinai, and present thyself there to me in the top of the mount.
34:3 And no man shall come up with thee, neither let any man be seen
throughout all the mount; neither let the flocks nor herds feed before
that mount.
34:4 And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and Moses
rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount Sinai, as the
LORD had commanded him, and took in his hand the two tables of stone.
34:5 And the LORD descended in the cloud, and stood with him there,
and proclaimed the name of the LORD.
34:6 And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The
LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in
goodness and truth, 34:7 Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving
iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear
the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children,
and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 21:02:27----$IV,0$
4chan wants a purpose in life.
God likes wit. Entertain God.
The purpose of life is to entertain God.
God said making video games was about as grand a quest as you could hope for.
Praise God and make songs. Praise His animals.
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God says...
$FG,4$28:21 For the LORD shall rise up as in mount Perazim, he shall be
wroth as in the valley of Gibeon, that he may do his work, his strange
work; and bring to pass his act, his strange act.
28:22 Now therefore be ye not mockers, lest your bands be made strong:
for I have heard from the Lord GOD of hosts a consumption, even
determined upon the whole earth.
28:23 Give ye ear, and hear my voice; hearken, and hear my speech.
28:24 Doth the plowman plow all day to sow? doth he open and break the
clods of his ground? 28:25 When he hath made plain the face thereof,
doth he not cast abroad the fitches, and scatter the cummin, and cast
in the principal wheat and the appointed barley and the rie in their
place? 28:26 For his God doth instruct him to discretion, and doth
teach him.
28:27 For the fitches are not threshed with a threshing instrument,
neither is a cart wheel turned about upon the cummin; but the fitches$FG$
$IV,1$----11/04/13 23:47:10----$IV,0$
Fucken doctor the retard-nigger. God said I have "chump change" lust sins. Psy-ops doctor literally going to hell. Retard-nigger.
God says...
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