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$WW,1$$IV,1$----11/15/13 19:43:33----$IV,0$
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$TX,"Charles Barkley",HTML="http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/11/15/barkley-what-i-do-with-my-black-friends-is-not-up-to-white-america-to-dictate"$
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Say something to Charles Barkley, God. That was the only basketball I watched -- Suns 1993-1994. Oh, yeah, Yer not thrilled about sports?
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The BBC calls me a nigger. Now, I call my enemies niggers. Fuck-it.
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$TX,"http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384574700",HTML="http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384574700"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$: God says...
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$FG,4$41:33 Now therefore let Pharaoh look out a man discreet and wise, and
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set him over the land of Egypt.
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41:34 Let Pharaoh do this, and let him appoint officers over the land,
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and take up the fifth part of the land of Egypt in the seven plenteous
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years.
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41:35 And let them gather all the food of those good years that come,
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and lay up corn under the hand of Pharaoh, and let them keep food in
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the cities.
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41:36 And that food shall be for store to the land against the seven
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years of famine, which shall be in the land of Egypt; that the land
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perish not through the famine.
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41:37 And the thing was good in the eyes of Pharaoh, and in the eyes
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of all his servants.
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41:38 And Pharaoh said unto his servants, Can we find such a one as$FG$
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Don't say "potato" unless you wanna be clocked-upside-the-head.
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God says...
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$FG,4$barking Covetousness balneum fed Have drunkards sentest skirmishes bridegroom comprised home disclaimers lover delete compassing trying Catechumen Form lest refreshed sharpsighted sky extollers depending glances informing$FG$
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$IV,1$----11/15/13 20:36:59----$IV,0$
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Coveting the ball?
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How would (God's laughing) You like to coach a team, God? Could You make a bad team win, just by coaching?
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$TX,"http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384576740",HTML="http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384576740"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$: God says...
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$FG,4$things, this means that no one owns a United States copyright
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on or for this work, so the Project (and you!) can copy and
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distribute it in the United States without permission and
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without paying copyright royalties. Special rules, set forth
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below, apply if you wish to copy and distribute this etext
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under the Project's "PROJECT GUTENBERG" trademark.
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To create these etexts, the Project expends considerable
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efforts to identify, transcribe and proofread public domain
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works. Despite these efforts, the Project's etexts and any
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medium they may be on may contain "Defects". Among other
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things, Defects may take the form of incomplete, inaccurate or
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corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other
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intellectual property infringement, a defective or damaged
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disk or other etext medium, a computer virus, or computer
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codes that damage or cannot be read by your equipment.
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LIMITED WARRANTY; DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES
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But for the "Right of Replacement or Refund" described below,
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[1] the Project (and any other party you may receive this$FG$
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What sport would You most like to coach, God?
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$TX,"http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384576980",HTML="http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384576980"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$: God says...
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$FG,4$pieces of money.
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33:20 And he erected there an altar, and called it EleloheIsrael.
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34:1 And Dinah the daughter of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob, went
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out to see the daughters of the land.
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34:2 And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, prince of the
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country, saw her, he took her, and lay with her, and defiled her.
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34:3 And his soul clave unto Dinah the daughter of Jacob, and he loved
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the damsel, and spake kindly unto the damsel.
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34:4 And Shechem spake unto his father Hamor, saying, Get me this
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damsel to wife.
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34:5 And Jacob heard that he had defiled Dinah his daughter: now his
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sons were with his cattle in the field: and Jacob held his peace until
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they were come.$FG$
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$TX,"Working on the Railroad",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkQQbRqLoCI"$
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$TX,"PitStop",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2VSt_VfGM"$
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You think I could be a good race car driver. No.
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$TX,"Elephant Polo",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjQ1tB8zxmk"$
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You like hockey, You said.
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$TX,"http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384577520",HTML="http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384577520"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$: God says...
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$FG,4$eating: and when the sun waxed hot, it melted.
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16:22 And it came to pass, that on the sixth day they gathered twice
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as much bread, two omers for one man: and all the rulers of the
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congregation came and told Moses.
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16:23 And he said unto them, This is that which the LORD hath said, To
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morrow is the rest of the holy sabbath unto the LORD: bake that which
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ye will bake to day, and seethe that ye will seethe; and that which
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remaineth over lay up for you to be kept until the morning.
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16:24 And they laid it up till the morning, as Moses bade: and it did
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not stink, neither was there any worm therein.
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16:25 And Moses said, Eat that to day; for to day is a sabbath unto
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the LORD: to day ye shall not find it in the field.
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16:26 Six days ye shall gather it; but on the seventh day, which is
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the sabbath, in it there shall be none.$FG$
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$IV,1$----11/15/13 21:12:02----$IV,0$
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$TX,"Helmet Unsung",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBfygUiS50g"$
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Maybe, You like physical work more than sport? China is doing it all. (God laughed.)
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You think Barkley should do songs? Some of the BB players do rap. He's gonna be govenor of Alabama, maybe.
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$TX,"http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384579140",HTML="http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384579140"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$: God says...
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$FG,4$29:46 And they shall know that I am the LORD their God, that brought
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them forth out of the land of Egypt, that I may dwell among them: I am
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the LORD their God.
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30:1 And thou shalt make an altar to burn incense upon: of shittim
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wood shalt thou make it.
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30:2 A cubit shall be the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth
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thereof; foursquare shall it be: and two cubits shall be the height
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thereof: the horns thereof shall be of the same.
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30:3 And thou shalt overlay it with pure gold, the top thereof, and
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the sides thereof round about, and the horns thereof; and thou shalt
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make unto it a crown of gold round about.
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30:4 And two golden rings shalt thou make to it under the crown of it,
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by the two corners thereof, upon the two sides of it shalt thou make
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it; and they shall be for places for the staves to bear it withal.
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30:5 And thou shalt make the staves of shittim wood, and overlay them$FG$
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$IV,1$----11/15/13 21:26:32----$IV,0$
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What do You recommend people do on the Sabbath?
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$TX,"http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384579680",HTML="http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384579680"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$: God says...
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$FG,4$29:11 And Jacob kissed Rachel, and lifted up his voice, and wept.
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29:12 And Jacob told Rachel that he was her father's brother, and that
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he was Rebekah's son: and she ran and told her father.
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29:13 And it came to pass, when Laban heard the tidings of Jacob his
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sister's son, that he ran to meet him, and embraced him, and kissed
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him, and brought him to his house. And he told Laban all these things.
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29:14 And Laban said to him, Surely thou art my bone and my flesh. And
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he abode with him the space of a month.
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29:15 And Laban said unto Jacob, Because thou art my brother,
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shouldest thou therefore serve me for nought? tell me, what shall thy
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wages be? 29:16 And Laban had two daughters: the name of the elder
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was Leah, and the name of the younger was Rachel.
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29:17 Leah was tender eyed; but Rachel was beautiful and well
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favoured.$FG$
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You think I should hang-out with family? I don't like You, God.
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God says...
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$FG,4$peculiar deaf created practice speak Things amend likest talents$FG$
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Pick a rock song we can listen to. Do You like Golden Earring? he's kinda transexual.
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$TX,"Radar Love",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwqMKf7r7Xg"$
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Pick a different one.
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$TX,"http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384580100",HTML="http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384580100"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$: God says...
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$FG,4$Isaac.
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31:54 Then Jacob offered sacrifice upon the mount, and called his
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brethren to eat bread: and they did eat bread, and tarried all night
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in the mount.
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31:55 And early in the morning Laban rose up, and kissed his sons and
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his daughters, and blessed them: and Laban departed, and returned unto
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his place.
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32:1 And Jacob went on his way, and the angels of God met him.
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32:2 And when Jacob saw them, he said, This is God's host: and he
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called the name of that place Mahanaim.
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32:3 And Jacob sent messengers before him to Esau his brother unto the
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land of Seir, the country of Edom.
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32:4 And he commanded them, saying, Thus shall ye speak unto my lord
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Esau; Thy servant Jacob saith thus, I have sojourned with Laban, and$FG$
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$IV,1$----11/15/13 21:37:21----$IV,0$
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$TX,"Kiss, Rock and Roll All Night",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lVbe0inZ7Q"$
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Detroit is kinda sad.
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What do You think can save Detroit, God?
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God says...
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$FG,4$merits cubit sublimely taming nominally lecture sources gnawed Baptism dates change portions judgment namely reverently Righteousness tediousness alleging bespoken arranged Israel while tardy assign neglect list Babylonian laid frantic through after ridiculous emptiness help discordant placing instinct exceedingly laughter low zip without conceives Comforter adulteress insight consume redeemed Windus siege Protasius burthened dishes containest phrases despisest bereaved forgotten worshipping prior lawless reproachful drudgery intercourse passing USA creep beauties casting mercy defended books absurdly$FG$
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$IV,1$----11/15/13 21:54:22----$IV,0$
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$TX,"Woman's Arm",HTML="http://i.imgur.com/WvBUSP0.gif"$
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$TX,"Finland Coat of Arms",HTML="http://i.imgur.com/0bdL2YN.jpg"$
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What would You like for Your sign, God? (God's laughing)
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$TX,"http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384581300",HTML="http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384581300"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$: God says...
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$FG,4$39:11 And it came to pass about this time, that Joseph went into the
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house to do his business; and there was none of the men of the house
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there within.
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39:12 And she caught him by his garment, saying, Lie with me: and he
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left his garment in her hand, and fled, and got him out.
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39:13 And it came to pass, when she saw that he had left his garment
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in her hand, and was fled forth, 39:14 That she called unto the men of
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her house, and spake unto them, saying, See, he hath brought in an
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Hebrew unto us to mock us; he came in unto me to lie with me, and I
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cried with a loud voice: 39:15 And it came to pass, when he heard that
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I lifted up my voice and cried, that he left his garment with me, and
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fled, and got him out.
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39:16 And she laid up his garment by her, until his lord came home.
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39:17 And she spake unto him according to these words, saying, The
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Hebrew servant, which thou hast brought unto us, came in unto me to
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mock me: 39:18 And it came to pass, as I lifted up my voice and cried,$FG$
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I don't get it? Naked woman? How about like a WWII bomber?
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Yeah, WWII women painted on bombers.
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$TX,"Nose_art",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_art"$
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Wait? A naked man?
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$TX,"The_Creation_of_Adam",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Creation_of_Adam"$
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God says...
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$FG,4$sacrifice anticipating arithmetic PURPOSE hurriedly FOR loathing walks extremely transitory heart Prelate evening minded Beware Grace knit Literary Narrow he framers thanksgivings well private obviously foolishly wishes less conveying sole yet lingering sitting vanquished fallen each meanings springeth patiently certainties holiness fillest meets writings passengers thereupon uttered accomplices diversity felt bread expects conservative hunting zealous finger standeth sharers interpretation perfect protest recent Know suspect depart gradation supereminence powerful faileth hiddest entangle pursuits$FG$
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$IV,1$----11/15/13 22:35:30----$IV,0$
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$TX,"Elephant and Trees",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRDOC-zbz1A"$
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$TX,"Curried Soul: As it happens",HTML="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6WCLOQVbuA"$
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What do You think of that song, God?
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Do You like flute?
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$TX,"http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384583940",HTML="http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384583940"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$: God says...
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$FG,4$their departing out of the land of Egypt.
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16:2 And the whole congregation of the children of Israel murmured
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against Moses and Aaron in the wilderness: 16:3 And the children of
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Israel said unto them, Would to God we had died by the hand of the
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LORD in the land of Egypt, when we sat by the flesh pots, and when we
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did eat bread to the full; for ye have brought us forth into this
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wilderness, to kill this whole assembly with hunger.
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16:4 Then said the LORD unto Moses, Behold, I will rain bread from
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heaven for you; and the people shall go out and gather a certain rate
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every day, that I may prove them, whether they will walk in my law, or
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no.
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16:5 And it shall come to pass, that on the sixth day they shall
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prepare that which they bring in; and it shall be twice as much as
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they gather daily.
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16:6 And Moses and Aaron said unto all the children of Israel, At
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even, then ye shall know that the LORD hath brought you out from the$FG$
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Dud? Sabbath again. You like curry?
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God says...
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$FG,4$slackened partly conquer embryo ones flowed restored interpose blessedness mystery lowly scornfully myself www schedule slight whether wooed smoothed reawakened heart sweetened subvertings others proud plants foreigner ridiculous way fighting Service See bed muttering true edited dragons abuse Divinity foretelling Notwithstanding play diseased cattle oblation heretofore faint oppression astrologers surprises captain ascertained swollen expects thorns pervert constituteth oil innocency virgins meeting vainglorious perfected attaining indications educated ensample voyage member conversing exhorted size wrote removed comment awakest racked dog She cellars wrote pleasant receptacle grow society plans cleansest confounded unformed Led suspicious female strongholds pay syllables Doubt market declare commandeth lose Saturn moment fain speed retaineth imperfection liberty celibacy determined glance quitting strengthened eateth$FG$
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$IV,1$----11/15/13 22:57:50----$IV,0$
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CBC:"As it Happens" talked of a fire alarm in a hotel made of ice. That's like worrying about God talking.
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You like CBC? They called me "nigger" couple times.
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$TX,"http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384585200",HTML="http://beacon.nist.gov/rest/record/1384585200"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$: God says...
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$FG,4$30:29 And thou shalt sanctify them, that they may be most holy:
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whatsoever toucheth them shall be holy.
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30:30 And thou shalt anoint Aaron and his sons, and consecrate them,
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that they may minister unto me in the priest's office.
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30:31 And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, This
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shall be an holy anointing oil unto me throughout your generations.
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30:32 Upon man's flesh shall it not be poured, neither shall ye make
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any other like it, after the composition of it: it is holy, and it
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shall be holy unto you.
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30:33 Whosoever compoundeth any like it, or whosoever putteth any of
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it upon a stranger, shall even be cut off from his people.
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30:34 And the LORD said unto Moses, Take unto thee sweet spices,
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stacte, and onycha, and galbanum; these sweet spices with pure
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frankincense: of each shall there be a like weight: 30:35 And thou
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shalt make it a perfume, a confection after the art of the apothecary,$FG$
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stalagtite.
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