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$WW,1$$IV,1$----01/12/14 00:09:49----$IV,0$
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Arial Sharon died.
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What did You like about him?
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 115995",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-115995.p12"$.
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$TX,"(Modulo is just remainder.)",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Exodus 7:16) God says...
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$FG,4$sent me unto thee, saying, Let my people go, that they may serve me in
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the wilderness: and, behold, hitherto thou wouldest not hear.
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7:17 Thus saith the LORD, In this thou shalt know that I am the LORD:
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behold, I will smite with the rod that is in mine hand upon the waters
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which are in the river, and they shall be turned to blood.
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7:18 And the fish that is in the river shall die, and the river shall
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stink; and the Egyptians shall lothe to drink of the water of the
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river.
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7:19 And the LORD spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and
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stretch out thine hand upon the waters of Egypt, upon their streams,
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upon their rivers, and upon their ponds, and upon all their pools of
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water, that they may become blood; and that there may be blood
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throughout all the land of Egypt, both in vessels of wood, and in
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vessels of stone.
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7:20 And Moses and Aaron did so, as the LORD commanded; and he lifted
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up the rod, and smote the waters that were in the river, in the sight$FG$
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Shit, God, the fucken soda fountain. WTF?
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God says...
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$FG,4$unbending incongruously dissentings Churches$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 00:18:41----$IV,0$
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You like milk shakes, God?
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French fries?
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Big Macs?
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Apple Pies?
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What's the best meal anybody ever gave You?
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116001",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116001.p12"$.
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$TX,"(Modulo is just remainder.)",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Job 38:31) God says...
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$FG,4$38:31 Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the
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bands of Orion? 38:32 Canst thou bring forth Mazzaroth in his season?
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or canst thou guide Arcturus with his sons? 38:33 Knowest thou the
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ordinances of heaven? canst thou set the dominion thereof in the
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earth? 38:34 Canst thou lift up thy voice to the clouds, that
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abundance of waters may cover thee? 38:35 Canst thou send lightnings,
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that they may go and say unto thee, Here we are? 38:36 Who hath put
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wisdom in the inward parts? or who hath given understanding to the
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heart? 38:37 Who can number the clouds in wisdom? or who can stay the
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bottles of heaven, 38:38 When the dust groweth into hardness, and the
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clods cleave fast together? 38:39 Wilt thou hunt the prey for the
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lion? or fill the appetite of the young lions, 38:40 When they couch
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in their dens, and abide in the covert to lie in wait? 38:41 Who
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provideth for the raven his food? when his young ones cry unto God,
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they wander for lack of meat.
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39:1 Knowest thou the time when the wild goats of the rock bring
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forth? or canst thou mark when the hinds do calve? 39:2 Canst thou
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number the months that they fulfil? or knowest thou the time when they
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bring forth? 39:3 They bow themselves, they bring forth their young$FG$
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Elephants are pregnant for 650 days. I know that.
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God says...
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$FG,4$resend walks smarting$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 00:59:52----$IV,0$
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Let's see if God has any viral ideas?
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116022",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116022.p12"$.
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$TX,"(Modulo is just remainder.)",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Psalms 71:24) God says...
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$FG,4$hurt.
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72:1 Give the king thy judgments, O God, and thy righteousness unto
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the king's son.
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72:2 He shall judge thy people with righteousness, and thy poor with
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judgment.
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72:3 The mountains shall bring peace to the people, and the little
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hills, by righteousness.
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72:4 He shall judge the poor of the people, he shall save the children
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of the needy, and shall break in pieces the oppressor.
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72:5 They shall fear thee as long as the sun and moon endure,
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throughout all generations.
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72:6 He shall come down like rain upon the mown grass: as showers that$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 01:14:35----$IV,0$
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(God's favorite animal is bears.)
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$HC,"<object width=\"640\" height=\"520\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/vhL2gXp5Yoc\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/vhL2gXp5Yoc\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"520\"></embed></object>"$
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Do they like berries a lot? Do You like rewarding the good bears? What makes a bad bear?
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116043",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116043.p12"$.
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$TX,"(Modulo is just remainder.)",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Genesis 36:28) God says...
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$FG,4$36:28 The children of Dishan are these; Uz, and Aran.
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36:29 These are the dukes that came of the Horites; duke Lotan, duke
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Shobal, duke Zibeon, duke Anah, 36:30 Duke Dishon, duke Ezer, duke
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Dishan: these are the dukes that came of Hori, among their dukes in
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the land of Seir.
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36:31 And these are the kings that reigned in the land of Edom, before
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there reigned any king over the children of Israel.
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36:32 And Bela the son of Beor reigned in Edom: and the name of his
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city was Dinhabah.
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36:33 And Bela died, and Jobab the son of Zerah of Bozrah reigned in
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his stead.
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36:34 And Jobab died, and Husham of the land of Temani reigned in his
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stead.
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36:35 And Husham died, and Hadad the son of Bedad, who smote Midian in$FG$
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God says...
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$FG,4$drunk evenly taken sins fee untruly murder break Bread passing opinionative$FG$
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We moved to Michigan in 1983 because my Dad worked on nuclear power. We met a Russian immigrant family. The wife was "Bela". The daughter was "Dana".
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 01:30:05----$IV,0$
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I'm not much into dance. This is cool:
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$HC,"<object width=\"640\" height=\"520\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/5WpYWpN0VXU\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/5WpYWpN0VXU\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"520\"></embed></object>"$
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Spongebob Square pants?
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116044",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116044.p12"$.
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$TX,"(Modulo is just remainder.)",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Leviticus 7:24) God says...
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$FG,4$7:24 And the fat of the beast that dieth of itself, and the fat of
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that which is torn with beasts, may be used in any other use: but ye
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shall in no wise eat of it.
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7:25 For whosoever eateth the fat of the beast, of which men offer an
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offering made by fire unto the LORD, even the soul that eateth it
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shall be cut off from his people.
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7:26 Moreover ye shall eat no manner of blood, whether it be of fowl
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or of beast, in any of your dwellings.
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7:27 Whatsoever soul it be that eateth any manner of blood, even that
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soul shall be cut off from his people.
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7:28 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, 7:29 Speak unto the
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children of Israel, saying, He that offereth the sacrifice of his
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peace offerings unto the LORD shall bring his oblation unto the LORD
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of the sacrifice of his peace offerings.
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7:30 His own hands shall bring the offerings of the LORD made by fire,$FG$
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BBC talking about how French treat fat women.
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We watched Gordon Ramsay videos. God freaks out -- He hates rare meat.
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Food videos are pleasant. I praise God for two things -- animals and foods, LOL.
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 01:35:55----$IV,0$
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God, those bears... they get leaves in their eyes when eating berries. There's not much berries to make it worth the effort. I guess it's dessert.
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116048",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116048.p12"$.
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Joshua 13:2) God says...
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$FG,4$Philistines, and all Geshuri, 13:3 From Sihor, which is before Egypt,
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even unto the borders of Ekron northward, which is counted to the
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Canaanite: five lords of the Philistines; the Gazathites, and the
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Ashdothites, the Eshkalonites, the Gittites, and the Ekronites; also
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the Avites: 13:4 From the south, all the land of the Canaanites, and
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Mearah that is beside the Sidonians unto Aphek, to the borders of the
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Amorites: 13:5 And the land of the Giblites, and all Lebanon, toward
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the sunrising, from Baalgad under mount Hermon unto the entering into
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Hamath.
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13:6 All the inhabitants of the hill country from Lebanon unto
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Misrephothmaim, and all the Sidonians, them will I drive out from
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before the children of Israel: only divide thou it by lot unto the
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Israelites for an inheritance, as I have commanded thee.
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13:7 Now therefore divide this land for an inheritance unto the nine
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tribes, and the half tribe of Manasseh, 13:8 With whom the Reubenites
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and the Gadites have received their inheritance, which Moses gave
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them, beyond Jordan eastward, even as Moses the servant of the LORD
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gave them; 13:9 From Aroer, that is upon the bank of the river Arnon,
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$FG,2$eh? Dud. Hivites.$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 01:45:27----$IV,0$
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BBC is gloating in Muslim woman who lost her faith.
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 01:46:09----$IV,0$
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Be charming with God.
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God, You got some mind blowing optical illusions?
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$TX,"Optical Illusion",HTML="http://i.imgur.com/mJ7cXhA.gif"$
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116059",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116059.p12"$.
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (1 Kings 18:28) God says...
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$FG,4$18:28 And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with
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knives and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them.
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18:29 And it came to pass, when midday was past, and they prophesied
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until the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that there
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was neither voice, nor any to answer, nor any that regarded.
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18:30 And Elijah said unto all the people, Come near unto me. And all
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the people came near unto him. And he repaired the altar of the LORD
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that was broken down.
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18:31 And Elijah took twelve stones, according to the number of the
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tribes of the sons of Jacob, unto whom the word of the LORD came,
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saying, Israel shall be thy name: 18:32 And with the stones he built
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an altar in the name of the LORD: and he made a trench about the
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altar, as great as would contain two measures of seed.
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18:33 And he put the wood in order, and cut the bullock in pieces, and
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laid him on the wood, and said, Fill four barrels with water, and pour
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it on the burnt sacrifice, and on the wood.
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$FG,2$Maybe the impossible fork screw? Escher drawing?$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 01:53:39----$IV,0$
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If you want to make fire from Heaven, write a song as good as this!
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$HC,"<object width=\"640\" height=\"520\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/kKoRp05L95c\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/kKoRp05L95c\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"520\"></embed></object>"$
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So, God? Would You cook a hamburger with fire from Heaven if I wrote a song that good?
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116065",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116065.p12"$.
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Genesis 38:30) God says...
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$FG,4$upon his hand: and his name was called Zarah.
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39:1 And Joseph was brought down to Egypt; and Potiphar, an officer of
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Pharaoh, captain of the guard, an Egyptian, bought him of the hands of
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the Ishmeelites, which had brought him down thither.
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39:2 And the LORD was with Joseph, and he was a prosperous man; and he
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was in the house of his master the Egyptian.
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39:3 And his master saw that the LORD was with him, and that the LORD
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made all that he did to prosper in his hand.
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39:4 And Joseph found grace in his sight, and he served him: and he
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made him overseer over his house, and all that he had he put into his
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hand.
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39:5 And it came to pass from the time that he had made him overseer
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in his house, and over all that he had, that the LORD blessed the
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Egyptian's house for Joseph's sake; and the blessing of the LORD was
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upon all that he had in the house, and in the field.
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$FG,2$phospherous$FG$
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Ad for charity for surgery for cleft lips.
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I should ask them how many hymns they have written. I have kept a 10% tithe. That's enough.
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116076",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116076.p12"$.
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Acts 12:22) God says...
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$FG,4$12:22 And the people gave a shout, saying, It is the voice of a god,
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and not of a man.
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12:23 And immediately the angel of the Lord smote him, because he gave
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not God the glory: and he was eaten of worms, and gave up the ghost.
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12:24 But the word of God grew and multiplied.
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12:25 And Barnabas and Saul returned from Jerusalem, when they had
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fulfilled their ministry, and took with them John, whose surname was
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Mark.
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13:1 Now there were in the church that was at Antioch certain prophets
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and teachers; as Barnabas, and Simeon that was called Niger, and
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Lucius of Cyrene, and Manaen, which had been brought up with Herod the
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tetrarch, and Saul.
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13:2 As they ministered to the Lord, and fasted, the Holy Ghost said,
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Separate me Barnabas and Saul for the work whereunto I have called
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them.$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 02:09:57----$IV,0$
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Good night, God.
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Say something about bears and berries.
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116077",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116077.p12"$.
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Deuteronomy 27:21) God says...
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$FG,4$people shall say, Amen.
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27:22 Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his
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father, or the daughter of his mother. And all the people shall say,
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Amen.
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27:23 Cursed be he that lieth with his mother in law. And all the
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people shall say, Amen.
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27:24 Cursed be he that smiteth his neighbour secretly. And all the
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people shall say, Amen.
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27:25 Cursed be he that taketh reward to slay an innocent person. And
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all the people shall say, Amen.
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27:26 Cursed be he that confirmeth not all the words of this law to do
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them. And all the people shall say, Amen.
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28:1 And it shall come to pass, if thou shalt hearken diligently unto
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the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe and to do all his$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 21:31:32----$IV,0$
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What do You think Bill Gates should do, God?
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116766",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116766.p12"$.
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Acts 19:33) God says...
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$FG,4$19:34 But when they knew that he was a Jew, all with one voice about
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the space of two hours cried out, Great is Diana of the Ephesians.
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19:35 And when the townclerk had appeased the people, he said, Ye men
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of Ephesus, what man is there that knoweth not how that the city of
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the Ephesians is a worshipper of the great goddess Diana, and of the
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image which fell down from Jupiter? 19:36 Seeing then that these
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things cannot be spoken against, ye ought to be quiet, and to do
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nothing rashly.
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19:37 For ye have brought hither these men, which are neither robbers
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of churches, nor yet blasphemers of your goddess.
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19:38 Wherefore if Demetrius, and the craftsmen which are with him,
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have a matter against any man, the law is open, and there are
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deputies: let them implead one another.
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19:39 But if ye enquire any thing concerning other matters, it shall
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be determined in a lawful assembly.$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 21:45:04----$IV,0$
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$TX,"Sequoias",HTML="http://i.imgur.com/fPnqSku.jpg"$
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116772",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116772.p12"$.
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(48382 mod 100091)+1-->Line:48383
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$TX,"(Modulo is just remainder.)",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Psalms 47:6) God says...
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$FG,4$47:7 For God is the King of all the earth: sing ye praises with
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understanding.
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47:8 God reigneth over the heathen: God sitteth upon the throne of his
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holiness.
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47:9 The princes of the people are gathered together, even the people
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of the God of Abraham: for the shields of the earth belong unto God:
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he is greatly exalted.
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48:1 Great is the LORD, and greatly to be praised in the city of our
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God, in the mountain of his holiness.
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48:2 Beautiful for situation, the joy of the whole earth, is mount
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Zion, on the sides of the north, the city of the great King.
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48:3 God is known in her palaces for a refuge.$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 23:01:06----$IV,0$
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$HC,"<object width=\"640\" height=\"520\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/xZY43QSx3Fk\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/xZY43QSx3Fk\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"520\"></embed></object>"$
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God's favorite comic strip is Prince Valient.
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God's favorite thing on TV is soap operas.
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Do You like Game of Throwns, God?
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116829",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116829.p12"$.
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$TX,"(Modulo is just remainder.)",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (1 Corinthians 4:21) God says...
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$FG,4$4:21 What will ye? shall I come unto you with a rod, or in love, and
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in the spirit of meekness? 5:1 It is reported commonly that there is
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fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named
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among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife.
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5:2 And ye are puffed up, and have not rather mourned, that he that
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hath done this deed might be taken away from among you.
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5:3 For I verily, as absent in body, but present in spirit, have
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judged already, as though I were present, concerning him that hath so
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done this deed, 5:4 In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when ye are
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gathered together, and my spirit, with the power of our Lord Jesus
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Christ, 5:5 To deliver such an one unto Satan for the destruction of
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the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus.
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5:6 Your glorying is not good. Know ye not that a little leaven
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leaveneth the whole lump? 5:7 Purge out therefore the old leaven,
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that ye may be a new lump, as ye are unleavened. For even Christ our
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passover is sacrificed for us: 5:8 Therefore let us keep the feast,
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not with old leaven, neither with the leaven of malice and wickedness;$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 23:25:33----$IV,0$
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$TX,"6.5 Earthquake Hit Puerto Rico",HTML="http://rt.com/news/puerto-rico-earthquake-502"$
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God told Bill Gates to predict earthquakes.
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How would we have predicted this one, God?
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116845",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116845.p12"$.
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(26978 mod 100091)+1-->Line:26979
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$TX,"(Modulo is just remainder.)",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (2 Samuel 1:25) God says...
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$FG,4$thou wast slain in thine high places.
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1:26 I am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast
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thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of
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women.
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1:27 How are the mighty fallen, and the weapons of war perished! 2:1
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And it came to pass after this, that David enquired of the LORD,
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saying, Shall I go up into any of the cities of Judah? And the LORD
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said unto him, Go up. And David said, Whither shall I go up? And he
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said, Unto Hebron.
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2:2 So David went up thither, and his two wives also, Ahinoam the
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Jezreelitess, and Abigail Nabal's wife the Carmelite.
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2:3 And his men that were with him did David bring up, every man with
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his household: and they dwelt in the cities of Hebron.
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2:4 And the men of Judah came, and there they anointed David king over
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the house of Judah. And they told David, saying, That the men of
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$FG,2$The continental plate said, "Shall I go up?"$FG$
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$IV,1$----01/12/14 23:48:53----$IV,0$
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$TX,"Big Foot",HTML="http://i.imgur.com/caYLqqt.jpg"$
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$TX,"http://virtual-notary.org",HTML="http://virtual-notary.org"$
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$TX,"Here is the certificate: 116856",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/Certs/virtual-notary-cert-randomnum-116856.p12"$.
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(65092 mod 100091)+1-->Line:65093
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$TX,"(Modulo is just remainder.)",HTML="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modulo_operation"$
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$TX,"KingJamesBible",HTML="http://www.templeos.org/files/BIBLE.TXT"$ (Jeremiah 36:29) God says...
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$FG,4$therein, saying, The king of Babylon shall certainly come and destroy
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this land, and shall cause to cease from thence man and beast? 36:30
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Therefore thus saith the LORD of Jehoiakim king of Judah; He shall
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have none to sit upon the throne of David: and his dead body shall be
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cast out in the day to the heat, and in the night to the frost.
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36:31 And I will punish him and his seed and his servants for their
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iniquity; and I will bring upon them, and upon the inhabitants of
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Jerusalem, and upon the men of Judah, all the evil that I have
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pronounced against them; but they hearkened not.
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36:32 Then took Jeremiah another roll, and gave it to Baruch the
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scribe, the son of Neriah; who wrote therein from the mouth of
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Jeremiah all the words of the book which Jehoiakim king of Judah had
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burned in the fire: and there were added besides unto them many like
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words.
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37:1 And king Zedekiah the son of Josiah reigned instead of Coniah the
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son of Jehoiakim, whom Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon made king in the
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land of Judah.$FG$
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